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Old Mar 29, 2006 | 01:10 PM
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TO THOSE OF YOU NOT FAMILIAR WITH JOE ARPAIO HE IS THE MARICOPA ARIZONA COUNTY SHERIFF AND HE KEEPS GETTING ELECTED OVER AND OVER. THIS IS WHY:

Sheriff Joe Arpaio (in Arizona) who created the "tent city jail":

He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and charges the inmates for them.

He stopped smoking and porno magazines in the jails. Took away their weights. Cut off all but "G" movies.

He started chain gangs so the inmates could do free work on county and city projects.

Then he started chain gangs for women so he wouldn't get sued for discrimination.

He took away cable TV until he found out there was a federal court order that required cable TV for jails. So he hooked up the cable TV again only let in the Disney channel and the weather channel.

When asked why the weather channel he replied, so they will know how hot it's gonna be while they are working on my chain gangs.

He cut off coffee since it has zero nutritional value.

When the inmates complained, he told them, "This isn't the Ritz/Carlton. If you don't like it, don't come back."

He bought Newt Gingrich lecture series on videotape that he pipes into the jails.

With temperatures being even hotter than usual in Phoenix last summer(116 degrees
set a new record), the Associated Press reports: About 2,000 inmates living in a barbed-wire-surrounded tent encampment at the Maricopa County Jail have been given permission to strip down to their government-issued pink boxer shorts.

On Wednesday, hundreds of men wearing boxers were either curled up on their bunk beds or chatted in the tents, which reached 138 degrees inside the week before.

Many were also swathed in wet, pink towels as sweat collected on their chests and dripped down to their pink socks.

"It feels like we are in a furnace," said James Zanzot, an inmate who has lived in the tents for 1 year. "It's inhumane."

Joe Arpaio, the tough-guy sheriff who created the tent city and long ago started making his prisoners wear pink, and eat bologna sandwiches, is not one bit sympathetic He said Wednesday that he told all of the inmates: "It's 120 degrees in Iraq and our soldiers are living in tents too, and they have to wear full battle gear, but they didn't commit any crimes, so shut your damned mouths!"

Way to go, Sheriff! Maybe if all prisons were like this one there would be a lot less crime and/or repeat offenders. Criminals should be punished for their crimes - not live in luxury until it's time for their parole, only to go out and commit another crime so they can get back in to live on taxpayers money and enjoy things taxpayers can't afford to have for themselves.

Sheriff Joe was recently reelected Sheriff in Maricopa County, Arizona.

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Old Mar 29, 2006 | 01:15 PM
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Congrats again to Sherrif Joe.
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Old Mar 29, 2006 | 02:11 PM
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Why am I reading about hot sweaty men in pink outfits?
Why did Raptor, of all people post this?
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Old Mar 29, 2006 | 04:09 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Mar 29 2006, 06:11 PM
Why am I reading about hot sweaty men in pink outfits?
Why did Raptor, of all people post this?
Coco doesn't mind at all.
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Old Mar 30, 2006 | 08:17 AM
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"... of all people?"
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Old Mar 30, 2006 | 10:21 AM
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badass
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Old Mar 30, 2006 | 11:53 AM
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< is gonna buy Coco some pink socks :hot:
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Old Mar 30, 2006 | 12:04 PM
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You're nuthin but alot of talk and a badge
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Old Mar 30, 2006 | 12:06 PM
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doesn't that apply to all ?
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Old Mar 30, 2006 | 12:26 PM
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I dunno ask Tony Montana
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