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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 04:49 PM
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Yeah. . . but the nearest pool is mine. . . I'll use my folks' hot tub.
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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 05:23 PM
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Poop soup...
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Old Aug 13, 2008 | 12:41 PM
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Is it soup yet?
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Old Aug 13, 2008 | 12:53 PM
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Old Aug 13, 2008 | 12:56 PM
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Old Aug 13, 2008 | 03:23 PM
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Don't you hate it when you rush to the can only in time lay a GIGANTIC fart?

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Don't you hate it when think you have a GIGANTIC fart, only to find out there's lumpy gravy?
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Old Aug 13, 2008 | 08:09 PM
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I've used an eastern toilet before. Aside from a little getting used to it, it ain't so bad.
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Old Aug 14, 2008 | 07:54 AM
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I remember seeing them in Tokyo when I was a kid. I was scared to use one.
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Old Aug 14, 2008 | 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted by wizard8100,Aug 11 2008, 08:20 AM
Too bad it does not work for those of us missing a leg.

Hard to finish in the 1.5 seconds that it takes to fall over.

at least you only have to wipe one cheek
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Old Aug 14, 2008 | 10:34 AM
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Or you could go outside and rinse in the bird bath.
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