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Old Mar 25, 2005 | 06:34 AM
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A man walks up to a woman in his office every day, stands very close
to her, inhales a big breath of air through his nose and tells her
that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore and takes her
complaint to a supervisor in Human Resources.

Without identifying the guy, she explains what her co-worker does and
states that she wants to file a sexual harassment grievance against
him.

The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this request and
asks,"What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your
hair smells nice?"

The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget."
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Old Mar 25, 2005 | 06:44 AM
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Repeat but still CUTE

How's my City By Da Bay 2 day Ev???? and my by da Bay?
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Old Mar 25, 2005 | 06:56 AM
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2 Day Okay Mom! How about you? How ya' doin????
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Old Mar 25, 2005 | 06:57 AM
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Originally Posted by wantone,Mar 25 2005, 07:56 AM
2 Day Okay Mom! How about you? How ya' doin????
DOIN GREAT!!! Miss ya Hope 2 see ya in da Summer
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Old Mar 25, 2005 | 06:58 AM
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oldie but goody
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Old Mar 25, 2005 | 07:05 AM
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Old Mar 25, 2005 | 07:18 AM
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Heh. I've not heard that one.
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