SIZE MATTERS!
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From: La La Land
SIZE MATTERS!
Size Matters
A man walks up to a woman in his office every day, stands very close
to her, inhales a big breath of air through his nose and tells her
that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore and takes her
complaint to a supervisor in Human Resources.
Without identifying the guy, she explains what her co-worker does and
states that she wants to file a sexual harassment grievance against
him.
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this request and
asks,"What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your
hair smells nice?"
The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget."
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From: M.I.A.M.I., FLORIDA
Just got this one from a friend...
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband,
when suddenly he burst into the kitchen.
"Careful... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh Good Grief!
You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN
THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh Good Grief! WHERE are we
going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK!
Careful... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to
me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you
CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them.
You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE
THE SALT! THE SALT!"
The wife stared at him, before finally speaking.
"What on earth is wrong with you? Do you think I don't know
how to fry a couple of eggs?
Calmly, the husband replied, "I just wanted to show you what
it feels like when I'm driving.
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From: NoVa
Originally Posted by Spa02S2K,Mar 25 2005, 10:56 AM
Just got this one from a friend...
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband,
when suddenly he burst into the kitchen.
"Careful... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh Good Grief!
You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN
THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh Good Grief! WHERE are we
going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK!
Careful... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to
me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you
CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them.
You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE
THE SALT! THE SALT!"
The wife stared at him, before finally speaking.
"What on earth is wrong with you? Do you think I don't know
how to fry a couple of eggs?
Calmly, the husband replied, "I just wanted to show you what
it feels like when I'm driving.
