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Old Mar 16, 2007 | 03:27 PM
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"So I'm at a bar, when this drunk chick catches my eye..."


Finish the sentence>>


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- this does not have to be the truth, though it is always fun when it is. Make sure you let everyone know if it is the truth. (we all want to know about your exploits)
- use the start of the sentence in your post, it makes it easier if it goes past a single page.
- if you're a girl change it to drunk dude.
- if you're a dude and have a story where a drunk dude caught your eye, please warn us.
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Old Mar 16, 2007 | 03:39 PM
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I suppose I should get this started

So I'm at a bar, when this drunk chick catches my eye...

If I knew then what I know now I wouldn't have 3 kids a dog and a minivan.
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Old Mar 16, 2007 | 05:16 PM
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... I kicked her in the crotch and took it back, then shot the guy who threw it to her...
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Old Mar 16, 2007 | 05:29 PM
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- if you're a dude and have a story where a drunk dude caught your eye, please warn us.

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Old Mar 16, 2007 | 05:31 PM
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Mom
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Old Mar 16, 2007 | 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly' date='Mar 16 2007, 05:31 PM
Mom
Donkey glad you've got yur back even if she does have to wear a monitor

c-ya tommodow maybe
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Old Mar 16, 2007 | 05:46 PM
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WSW moved to seattle????


is it because his old company wouldnt let him anymore?
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Old Mar 16, 2007 | 05:47 PM
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^ speak o' the devil
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Old Mar 16, 2007 | 05:49 PM
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Originally Posted by problem_child' date='Mar 16 2007, 06:46 PM
WSW moved to seattle????


is it because his old company wouldnt let him anymore?
Welcome to 6 months ago.
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Old Mar 16, 2007 | 05:50 PM
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congratulations!!! how do you like seattle?
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