So I'm playing with my dog in the front yard
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So I'm playing with my dog in the front yard
And this lady stops in her Accord. I figured she was going to ask for directions, but instead, she yells at me, "You know you're supposed to pick up after your dog, right?!?!"
"What's that?" I ask her.
She screamed, "You're supposed to pick up your dog's poo! My kid fell in your dog's poo yesterday! It was disgusting!"
I'm sitting there thinking WTF, meanwhile she continues about how she's going to report me.
She tells me again, so I just say, "Well maybe you should teach your kid how to walk, or better yet, teach him to not trespass in my yard. It's my dog and she'll poop where she wants."
"What's that?" I ask her.
She screamed, "You're supposed to pick up your dog's poo! My kid fell in your dog's poo yesterday! It was disgusting!"
I'm sitting there thinking WTF, meanwhile she continues about how she's going to report me.
She tells me again, so I just say, "Well maybe you should teach your kid how to walk, or better yet, teach him to not trespass in my yard. It's my dog and she'll poop where she wants."
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QUOTE (alexf20c @ Nov 28 2005, 06:49 PM)
LIAR!!!
I don't hang out with any S2000 owners. In fact, I down talk them at every opportunity. They're gay! I only hang out with the LS1 boys... Dunno why...
S2000 owners always say dumb shit like, "Well, the S2000 was aimed specifically at a target demographic whose critera for a sports car is wholly separate from that of such-and-such car. It offers the owner a beautifully balanced chassy with an F1-inspired high-revving engine, which produces the most specific horsepower in any production car. The car is not designed for outright speed; rather, it excels in all aspects of performance and is the epitome of the user-friendly sports car."
No, really. They say retarded shit like that. They really do.
The funny thing is that I used to outrun the S2000 boys on all the local "drives." I'd be in my 3700lb FWD Pontiac Bonneville granny sedan, yet I'd outrun them on the freeway, and pull away from them through the corners. They turned it around to say that I was driving like a maniac. Translation: They're either too pussy to push their car to 7/10s or their car is incapable of keeping up.
They stick to the S2000 crowd because if they started hanging out with the STis, EVOs, or M3s, they'd realize exactly how little their car actually has to offer.
Put me in an '01+ Z28 and I promise you I will outrun any stock or close-to-stock S2000 at the strip, on a road course, and on the freeway.
LIAR!!!
I don't hang out with any S2000 owners. In fact, I down talk them at every opportunity. They're gay! I only hang out with the LS1 boys... Dunno why...
S2000 owners always say dumb shit like, "Well, the S2000 was aimed specifically at a target demographic whose critera for a sports car is wholly separate from that of such-and-such car. It offers the owner a beautifully balanced chassy with an F1-inspired high-revving engine, which produces the most specific horsepower in any production car. The car is not designed for outright speed; rather, it excels in all aspects of performance and is the epitome of the user-friendly sports car."
No, really. They say retarded shit like that. They really do.
The funny thing is that I used to outrun the S2000 boys on all the local "drives." I'd be in my 3700lb FWD Pontiac Bonneville granny sedan, yet I'd outrun them on the freeway, and pull away from them through the corners. They turned it around to say that I was driving like a maniac. Translation: They're either too pussy to push their car to 7/10s or their car is incapable of keeping up.
They stick to the S2000 crowd because if they started hanging out with the STis, EVOs, or M3s, they'd realize exactly how little their car actually has to offer.
Put me in an '01+ Z28 and I promise you I will outrun any stock or close-to-stock S2000 at the strip, on a road course, and on the freeway.