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Old May 7, 2003 | 06:20 AM
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Default Song of the day for Mom.

I took my troubles down to Madam Lu.
You know that gypsy was on the news.
She's got a shop on 34th and Vine,
selling little bottles of
Love Potion Number 9.
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Old May 7, 2003 | 06:21 AM
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I told her that I was a flop with chicks.
I been this way since 1956.
she looked at my palm and made a magic sign.
She said what you need is love potion Number 9.
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Old May 7, 2003 | 06:23 AM
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She bent down and turned around and gave me a wink.
She said I'm gonna mix it up right here in the sink.
It smelled like turpentine and tastes like India ink.
I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink.
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Old May 7, 2003 | 06:24 AM
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I didn't know if it was day or night.
I started kissing everything in sight.
But when I kissed a cop on 34th and Vine,
he broke my little bottle of Love Potion Number 9.
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Old May 7, 2003 | 06:29 AM
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RAPTOR BUD I LOVEthat song I know you picked it cause its an OLDIE just LOVE rubbin it in that Mom will recognize it DON'TCHA!!!!! The kids are probably thinkin what kinda weird song is that??? Hey I don't remember who did it though I will try to think of a good one for you and throw it in here later Bud..................... Thanks Sweetie
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Old May 7, 2003 | 06:30 AM
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My pleasure, Mom, I knew you'd like it.
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Old May 7, 2003 | 06:31 AM
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*Pssssst*


Raptor is kissing cops again...

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Old May 7, 2003 | 06:33 AM
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Yeah, Zoe, I should just stick to my radar detector.
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Old May 7, 2003 | 06:48 AM
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That is a good song....wish I had some of that stuff.
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Old May 7, 2003 | 06:56 AM
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Originally posted by Zoechops
*Pssssst*


Raptor is kissing cops again...

There's NOTHING wrong with kissing a women in uniform (especially when she has HAND CUFFS)...

:wipe drools off chin:
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