A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Unwilling to jeopardize his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money and asked her if she would travel to Italy and secretly have their child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he agreed to provide her and their child with financial support. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To maintain their relationship discrete, he advised her to simply mail him a post card and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then initiate additional financial support for their child. One afternoon, about 9 months later, the wealthy man arrived at home to a confused wife. "Honey," she said. "You received a very strange post card today." "Let me have a look" he said. The wife shared the post card with him as she watched her husband examine the card, then turn white before fainting! On the postcard, a simple line was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without."

 

I know that pain. Only in my case, it's one w/meatballs, 2 w/o

 

 

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm spaghetti
















SEE RB I do 2 hit treads otha than mine 2 bad yur soakin up da on a ship and won't even notice