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Old Jan 27, 2005 | 11:32 PM
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I just got this one from "kenneth." Seems like a nice enough guy. I think I'll see how I can help him:

__________________________________________________ _________________
Dear Sir/madam,



I know that this mail will come to you as a surprise as we don't know
our
selves before neither have we met, but be sure that it is real and a
genuine
business.I would like you to read it patiently before making the
decision
to help me or not.

I am mr.Kenneth Adams, an auditor and head of computing department
of a bank here in Scotland, United Kingdom. There is an account opened
in
this bank in 1995 and since my inception into office in 2001, nobody
has
operated on this account again, after going through some old files, I
discovered
that if i do not remit this money out urgently, it will be forfeited
for
nothing.

The owner of this account was a foreigner and the manager of Petro
chemical
service company here in London, a chemical engineer by profession who
died
since 1995.And then, since 2001, nobody knows about this account or
anything
concerning it, the account has no other beneficiary and my
investigation
proved to me as well that his company does not know anything about this
account and the amount involved is (
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Old Jan 29, 2005 | 08:22 AM
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Originally Posted by alexf20c' date='Jan 7 2005, 12:32 AM
I'm a lost weirdo

















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Old Mar 18, 2005 | 08:32 AM
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Anybody want to call this er!



Abacha Housing Estate
Gidado Road,Kano-Nigeria
tel.234-802-354-4864
email
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Old Apr 26, 2005 | 10:08 AM
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Todays finest !



Subject: Viagra tester wanted
Sender: Tommy Le


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Old Apr 26, 2005 | 12:05 PM
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Originally Posted by mikes2k,Apr 26 2005, 10:08 AM
Subject: Viagra tester wanted
Sender: Tommy Le
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Old Apr 26, 2005 | 01:23 PM
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Old Apr 26, 2005 | 02:34 PM
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OMFG how did i not see that LMFAO
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Old Apr 27, 2005 | 02:16 AM
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Subject: Visit Pigeon Forge, Tennessee

"Chances are pretty good you've never heard of Pigeon Forge. But chances are even better that once you visit, you'll never forget it."

No, not going to Pigeon Forge.
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Old Apr 27, 2005 | 11:31 AM
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thats some odd there
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Old Apr 27, 2005 | 03:05 PM
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You have...
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