Indiana leads all other states in potential terror targets according to DHS. Yes, Indiana. I've spent a fair amount of time in the Hoosier State and while it is a nice enough place to drive through I can't image Ahmed and his merry band of suicide bombers targeting the place as a blow to U.S. imperialism. Hell there's some places there that an explosion or two might qualify as an improvement or at least urban renewal.

And at the Anti-Cruelty Society in Chicago, Courtney Kieba said, "We're pretty sure the dogs are not sharing terrorist secrets here at the society."