What a douchebag. My neighbor called the cops because I was parked in front of her house.



"Well, her house is the whole ing block! Where else am I supposed to park?"

 

So when I fired it up, I blipped it a LOT of times, then roasted the tires into the driveway.

The cop (actually just security) came over, "You need to squash this between you and Mrs. Blahblahblah. It's not worth it."



"Oh yeah, and what the are you gonna do about it?"

 

oh thats why

 

its such a dumb ing reason to call the cops


it wouldnt have been a big deal if she simply walked over and asked me to move it.... though i have no idea why she doesnt want a car parked in front of her ing house



seriously, her house is the whole ing block!!!

 

shoot her.

 

i wish it was that easy.


id have to shoot her husband first.

 

shoot them both, move into their house.

 

then i can build an underground tunnel to connect the two

 

you can do it!