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Old Sep 30, 2002 | 03:33 PM
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From the Spoon web-site ....... (check out the "progressive spring" info)

http://www.spoon.jp/eng/products/lineup/lineup_1.html


"Progressive Spring : By assembling a normal damper, the height of the vehicle can be lowered, roll on winding roads can be suppressed, and both steering and safety can be improved accordingly in real estate transactions by being open to the public about the physical conditions and rights of ownership of the property involved. "


I wonder who did the translation for them ???
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Old Sep 30, 2002 | 04:56 PM
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ROFL that's funny as hell
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Old Sep 30, 2002 | 06:10 PM
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TOTALLY!! That's gotta' be the worst computer translation since my last email with NEC ...

I just have one question... What's a urethane bush? :eek420:
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Old Sep 30, 2002 | 06:17 PM
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Maybe they were talking about the properties that changes to adapt to the physical conditions, and the computer somehow confused "property" with real estate?

I've got to admit that it's a pretty funny translation though.
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Old Sep 30, 2002 | 06:22 PM
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Jack, I like your theory. Either that, or it's just a cut and paste disaster.

Someone should send Spoon a letter. Actually, no... That English is too entertaining!
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Old Sep 30, 2002 | 06:23 PM
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I don't get it. It makes perfect sense to me.








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Old Sep 30, 2002 | 06:26 PM
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That's too many oil cans of Fosters speaking!
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Old Sep 30, 2002 | 06:31 PM
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Charlie, how can you see what I've been up to from all the way over their?!?!?!?



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Old Sep 30, 2002 | 06:40 PM
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I was laterally on the floor!!!
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Old Sep 30, 2002 | 06:40 PM
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I know what I'd be doing if I were down there, Peter!
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