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Old Jul 14, 2002 | 10:33 PM
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left handed...
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Old Jul 15, 2002 | 12:20 AM
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baseball bats, which they could only find for sale at ........
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Old Jul 15, 2002 | 12:25 AM
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Big Lots, but while they were there, they couldn't resist the 8-inch dildos( ) that were on sale, which, they were planning on using them for..
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Old Jul 15, 2002 | 08:54 AM
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scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head, but they better be careful or else...
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Old Jul 15, 2002 | 09:03 AM
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...THEY could be mistaken for field mice and...
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Old Jul 15, 2002 | 10:10 AM
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be turned into goons, but that would be tricky if it weren't for...
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Old Jul 15, 2002 | 06:27 PM
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the fact that the Unabageler was in reality ........
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Old Jul 15, 2002 | 06:39 PM
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a porn star with magical talents that turned Fatty "Big Momma" McFat into Hotty "Sweet Momma" McSweet and began to...


(shit how'd I get involved in this?!?!?!?! )
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Old Jul 16, 2002 | 06:54 AM
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promote both his new 'talent', the aforementioned Hotty Mcsweet, and his undergarment of choice, the manties, which he...
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Old Jul 16, 2002 | 07:51 AM
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was given to by...
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