turned around and straddled the center console of the S,

 

where upon she felt the hard press of the...

 

one can of which had been jettisoned by the factory explosion and had somehow landed right on the leather pad while Pamela was in the ateria! Feeling rather, ahem, uncomfortable with a can of between her legs, Pamela...

 

(and Carlo... You thought I was gonna' start talking about Pamela's titanium shift knob, didn't you??? )

 

decided to stalk her ex boyfriend, sending him care packages and phone calls that he sorely didn't want. "I know he still wants me," she implored over the can of as she

 

was slapped with a restraining order by the neighborhood process server. Pamela, never to be one who was restrained from doing anything,...

 

...decided to take revenge on the process server and her ex-boyfriend by...

 

cavorting with known purveyors of Live Nude Cats porn, and posting in a most whoringly fashion in the...

 

den of iniquity known as the Corner! The Live Nude Cats porn, filmed by some of the hotties from the Broadway musical Cats, featured such lively segments as "Tabby does Dallas," "Cunning Calico Linguist," and the perennial favorite "Mammories." The Corner mods, aware of this tomfoolery...

 

elected Brunt to join their ranks, thereupon failing miserably to class up the joint...

(reviving my all-time fav!!)

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