The Story of A boys Life ..
> > > >
> > > >When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
> > > >When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I
> > > >decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In
> > > >college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
> > > >Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the

> > > >time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with
> > > >stability. When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was
> > > >boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about
> > > >anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl

> > > >with some excitement.
> > > >When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up
with
> > > >her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on
> > > >anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as
> > > >often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic,
but
> > > >directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real
ambition.
> > > >
> > > >When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet
> > > >planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so
> > > >ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am
> > > >now older and wiser, and am now looking for a girl with big
tits.

 

Add in a few kids, another wife, a wrecked Ferrari, and a ferret, and you've got my life's story

 

Where does the ferret come in?

 

 

When I was 35, I was given a ferret. It has been pointed out that it's one of the few pets I could relate to on a primitive level

 

hmm I'm another couple of GF's away from becoming single, broke, and with a lot lower expectations...

 

Cut to the chase -- big tits.

 

so when I was 35 I dated a girl with bigtits....
I have been happy ever since...

(disclaimer: this is not me. I'm merely continuing the above story)

 

Well, Ninh, are you ready to make this ti the end of the road option? (Mrs. Raptor is making me spaghetti and Italian sausage as we speak.)

 

does my answer predicate on your having a nice meal?