Okay s. It's time to get another story thread going, we haven't had one in a long time. These were the ones that really made it impossible to read without at your desk...

Let the story begin ...


It was nightmarishly hot outside, and the A/C had just broken at work. She could feel the sweat running down her

 

...ass crack. Ass sweat is not cool, she thought. Thank God it was Friday. The weekends provide plenty of time for...

 

cold beer and post whoring. Litttle did she know as she was surfing s2ki.....

 

her daughter was doing some real life whoring, on a real street corner. she would have kept on surfing, a naivete of her daughter's life, but...

 

an angry, well-muscled young man started knocking loudly on her front door. "Lady!" he yelled. "Get your ass out here now!" She ran quickly to the door, where

 

...she met the young man dressed in a bunny costume. Confused, the only thing she could think to do was...

 

laugh, very accordingly. especially once the man...

 

handed her a big wad of cotton.

"My," she thought, "I was really expecting something more like ...

 

"a rabbits foot...do you have one?" The well muscled bunny-man thought for a moment, and then reached deep in his bunny trousers....

 

.....and pulled out a can of . He opened it and began to smear it......