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Old Apr 7, 2003 | 09:56 AM
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I'm trying to figure out if today is a bad day for me or a good one. I get up this morning figure I will load of some garbage I have and go to the dump and then go out for lunch. I get in my truck as I'm backing out of my driveway I am listening for a weird noise I had heard yesterday while backing up. As I'm doing this the truck veers a bit over then gets sucked right into a drift in my driveway. Totally stuck. I try to get out no dice, total spinnage. I shovel under and around it still nothing. I get the sled out warm it up and attach a tow rope from the sled to the truck. Yank, boom rope breaks. I shovel some more , nothing. I get another rope attach from truck to snowmobile,yank, rope comes undone on sled smashes taillight on sled then whips over roof of truck(no damage to truck). I pick up remains of taillight and restrain myself from walking over to the side of the house and smahing my head against it......to be continued
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Old Apr 7, 2003 | 10:04 AM
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so then I shovel more transferring my rage to energy. I shovel right down to the myrtle on the left side. Get in the truck moves a little but is shifting farther over the bank. At this point I figure the next thing to happen is that the truck is going to end up totally over the bank and on its side. So I call the hook he comes and winches me out. $35.00 So I figure I am out 35.00 plus probably 50.00 or more for the taillight. I remember I have towing coverage thru my insurance co. but figure this won't be covered but call anyways. So I call my agent says no sweat your covered. So i'm not out the 35.00. I go to the dump get lunch then my mail. Open my mail at home get a check for 79.00 from an insurance co. I used to have due to a class action suit. Then I call for a taillight 18.00. So what do you guys think overall good/bad day or maybe I just broke even.
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Old Apr 7, 2003 | 10:18 AM
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God's having a chuckle.....




all's well that ends well
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Old Apr 7, 2003 | 02:05 PM
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I think maybe God was shuffling his feet over my house a little bit this morning.
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Old Apr 7, 2003 | 02:15 PM
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lousy god......
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Old Apr 7, 2003 | 02:30 PM
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Don't say that Wicky. God just likes to test my will from time to time.
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Old Apr 7, 2003 | 02:42 PM
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That sucks. Feels like my luck lately. Up and down....up and down.
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Old Apr 7, 2003 | 02:50 PM
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Originally posted by robb
Don't say that Wicky. God just likes to test my will from time to time.
He knows I'm only joking. He' god after all....
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Old Apr 7, 2003 | 02:54 PM
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Old Apr 7, 2003 | 02:56 PM
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I mean what's a little ribbing between creation and deity?
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