dood check it my nigga

my subs so powerful..when i juice em up it adds 50 hp

fo realz i aint playin dog

 

LMAO! I know this is all a joke...but the accuracy of the brain-dead banter is BRILLIANT!...I am practically crying from laughing so hard. I hate listening to some of those guys talk about "mods" because they have no idea what they are doing! Worse yet...they modify their car for straighline performance in an "incomplete" way that insures the car will beat itself to an early grave with use....Slapping a turbo on and doing nothing to aid your engine oil??? What are you? Retarded?

 

mofo you callin me retard i'll smoke yo ass.

 

sheet yeah miggity-mo!

I heard THAT Mo-Fo crashed real bad at the mall YO!

Tried to pin it up on his Pops n sheet!

He all about the talk, Yo!

 

Yo Chazmo, tell me where and when an I will be there to help man .... that dude needs a good smokin !!!!

 

Shiiiiiiiiiaat Zizzoe....git outta my face man..."Yo" my ass! I may be talkin but youz gonna be crying foo!

 

I've got a great idea for a new mod. It's called DFI (direct fart injection). I'd like to see this put to good use in Corner Street Encounters.

You build a special funnel into the seat cushion, and run some tubing under the seat, through the bulkhead, and up into the engine compartment.

When you need a little extra oomph, you just rip one. Something tells me that'd work well for this bunch!

Whad'd'ya think?

 

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will be happy to draw up blueprints.

 

Heheh

I am the perfect driver, if you get my drift, or passenger for the "Dual Intake" Model

 

Jim,

I think that would be great!

Skuz,

Dual Intake!! I guess, in this case, it's really dual exhaust, isn't it. Ram Air!!!