Ahahahah very nice story Josh.

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Wuz ^ mi nigguhs i wuz like over tere' pimpin sum hoes and dis big dud wuz like fuk you so i like wuz u say bizatch he wuz all like boi you herd me bring it so i wuz like alright bizatch and we wuz doin ^ 2 like 100 and wuz like spinnin mi tires cuz my civic iz like fast n shit an cause of dat i lost but iz ok cause im playa playa.

Keep it reel OGs stay playa
Wigger High - Socal Cali

 

Yeah but like I woz all over his ass and he wouldnt give and like it woz dry so awd doesnt matter a shit and like my S has 210hp to the wheels and i have dyno shet to prove it and like his wrx has like 180 if he is lucky and like no way he would even catch me to hit me coz he is so slow and like their aint no way some wrx is going to run low 11's like i can and I have like loads of slips to prove it

 

yeh like by boi sed tha S has 210hp cos of the limited slip cam valve turbo whcich bosts the HP by 20 timez coz of th vetec and all and itz dope man coz he can race a farari and own hiz asss coz it so coool man and the bass fromz tha 12" pipe soundz mad as man and im like cool my ride be pimpin coz my mom sayz im cool.

piece homz

 

hehe copiers!

 

OMG, I'm CRYING from this thread. This one is a classic! Nice work guys! I'm grabbing for the tissues!!!!!!!!!!

 

well da rex wud be faster if yo mama got out da car

yo shiznit

 

I could launch my S fasta if yo sista stopped giving me head but I can still win anyway mofo

 

A quote lifted straight out of street encounters ......

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"What you got done to your car"? so Im like" Just a shift light. and they look at each other with a little smirk like saying BS, so im like hey whatever, so im like you guys want to go on the service road,

 

I hope you don't start talking like those guys on a regular basis.

Because like then it might catch on here and like everyone might start doing it and it might spread like wild fire and next thing you know I'm like typing a report at work without punctuations and shit and no one at work will understand me...

 

So I'm runnin this '91 Neon with a swapped in Rolls Royce AE2100D Turbo-prop QEC sporting an open exhaust for the older Allison T56A-16 model. I gots a EGI based INS/GPS combined solution navigation system backed up with VHF Omni Range, TACAN, and ADF receivers. I trashed the OE stereo and popped in dual UHF, dual VHF, dual HF radios with secure-voice and SATCOM capabilities. The defroster is gone and I installed a full wing and empenage bleed-air anti-ice/ de-ice system. I modded the driver and passenger seats with heads-up displays and full glass cockpit. I gots two turbine operated A/C units to cool my ride, and I'm sportin two full hydraulic systems with an auxillary back-up. Stock lights are gone too. In place I gots full xenon lighting with alternate infra-red NVIS capability... cool as $hit man!. Oh yeah, also replaced original body with full corrosion treated aluminum frame and skin.

base price of car used: $1099.00
price of mods: roughly $48,000,000.00