Just in case you've had a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological texts. The funny thing is that it really works.

1. Picture yourself near a stream.
2. Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.
3. No one but you knows your secret place.
4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic place called "the world."
5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
6. The water is crystal clear.
7. You can easily make out the face of the person you're holding underwater.

 

I'm gonna work on this tomorrow afternoon. Thanks James. Now can I get an audio cassette with your soothing voice taking me through the steps??

 

For the audio version please send payment of $19.95 to

Tokyo_james' Vegas fund
c/o tokyo_james
Tokyo
Japan ....

the cassette should be with you in about 3 weeks ....

 

do you accept paypal?

 

I think I can work something out for you there Wicky ....

 

cool because I really think I need this service

 

I sit here staring glassy eyed into our backlit homoeo something waterfall on the mantle. I hear the meandering water cascading down the ribbed slate backing of its majestic background. Pure tranquility sets in. I see the suffocating face of the asshole who put a huge ding on the driver door of my car while she was at the dealer today!!

Thanks T/J

 

don't forget mike that you are sqeezing their neck under the water !!!

 

Mike you need to listen to Wicky ..... it is very important that you follow ALL the steps for this to work

 

Oh trust me Im strangling Im strangling!