Stupid Monday Joke
09-30-2002, 01:45 PM
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Stupid Monday Joke
But a stupid joke is better than no joke at all, I say.
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant and spots a gorgeous blond eating at the next table. He checks her out all night, but lacks the nerve to go talk to her. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of her socket towards the man. He reflexively snatches it out of the air. "Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry," the woman says, as she pops her eye back into place. "Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you." They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards the woman invites him to the theatre, followed by drinks. After paying for everything, she asks him if she would like to stay for breakfast the next morning. An evening of wild passion ensues. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet breakfast with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! "You know, you are the perfect woman. Are you this fantastic to every guy you meet?" "No," she replies, "You just happened to catch my eye."
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant and spots a gorgeous blond eating at the next table. He checks her out all night, but lacks the nerve to go talk to her. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of her socket towards the man. He reflexively snatches it out of the air. "Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry," the woman says, as she pops her eye back into place. "Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you." They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards the woman invites him to the theatre, followed by drinks. After paying for everything, she asks him if she would like to stay for breakfast the next morning. An evening of wild passion ensues. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet breakfast with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! "You know, you are the perfect woman. Are you this fantastic to every guy you meet?" "No," she replies, "You just happened to catch my eye."
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Originally posted by PeaceLove&S2K
But a stupid joke is better than no joke at all, I say.
But a stupid joke is better than no joke at all, I say.
10-02-2002, 12:02 PM
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Originally posted by PeaceLove&S2K
Yeap
I don't remember which book exactly (I'm pretty sure it's not "The HitchHiker's Guide To The Galaxy") but it's from the "Trilogy". It's the secret of flying: throw yourself at the ground and miss.
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I don't remember which book exactly (I'm pretty sure it's not "The HitchHiker's Guide To The Galaxy") but it's from the "Trilogy". It's the secret of flying: throw yourself at the ground and miss.
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10-02-2002, 12:12 PM
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turns out it's from "life the universe and everything" and is included as an excerpt from The Guide.
[QUOTE] There is an art, it says, or rather, a knack to flying.
[QUOTE] There is an art, it says, or rather, a knack to flying.
