But a stupid joke is better than no joke at all, I say.

A man is eating in a fancy restaurant and spots a gorgeous blond eating at the next table. He checks her out all night, but lacks the nerve to go talk to her. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of her socket towards the man. He reflexively snatches it out of the air. "Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry," the woman says, as she pops her eye back into place. "Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you." They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards the woman invites him to the theatre, followed by drinks. After paying for everything, she asks him if she would like to stay for breakfast the next morning. An evening of wild passion ensues. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet breakfast with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! "You know, you are the perfect woman. Are you this fantastic to every guy you meet?" "No," she replies, "You just happened to catch my eye."

 

That's some funny shite!

 

that's great!

 

excellent one

 

Hey I just noticed your sig... I know I've read the somewhere before. Was that from one of the "Hitchiker's Guide..." series?

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by wLim
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Hey I just noticed your sig... I know I've read the somewhere before.

 

I knew it, I knew it! I was seriously tempted to try it out when I read it a few years back. Seemed to make good sense. I do remember trying it out in a dream once. Weirdest thing, I knew I was dreaming, so I figured I might as well see if I could fly. It worked, too, at least until I woke up. What a great series, I'll have to go back and re-read it. Bye now, oh and thanks for all the fish-- I mean, nostalgia.

 

I think it's from "so long and thanks for all the fish." I recently re-read the trilogy for the nth time.

 

turns out it's from "life the universe and everything" and is included as an excerpt from The Guide.
[QUOTE] There is an art, it says, or rather, a knack to flying.

 

fecking that was funny.

:clicks "submit" to go back and read Josh's fecking long post: