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Old Aug 26, 2003 | 07:30 PM
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Default Take the Death Test.

http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/

I'm supposed to die at 63 according to the test

What did you guys get??

There's also a gay test on that site, I was 26% gay, which was well under the average of 39%!! Some of their questions are no win situations..
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Old Aug 26, 2003 | 07:42 PM
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I am sipposed to die at the age of 73 years old.

On that date I will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (25%)
Cancer (11%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Homicide (8%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Drowning (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.
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Old Aug 26, 2003 | 07:43 PM
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taking the test now...
is it a joke? some responses have nothing to do with life expectancy (e.g. bad penmanship).
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Old Aug 26, 2003 | 07:47 PM
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seems valid

although they give you the exact date of death...kinda scary!
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Old Aug 26, 2003 | 07:55 PM
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Some of the questions did make me laugh .....
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Old Aug 26, 2003 | 07:56 PM
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77! I think I have a little time left.
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Old Aug 26, 2003 | 08:07 PM
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Oh and I'm NOT going to reveal the result of my GAY test !!
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Old Aug 26, 2003 | 08:08 PM
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bahahahah, it can't be that bad.. I probably just got docked a little because I tend to wear tighter shirts, but that's it!
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Old Aug 26, 2003 | 08:40 PM
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65 kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid.
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Old Aug 27, 2003 | 04:52 AM
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2051... Ugh, 48 more years of this shit...

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