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Old Mar 25, 2005 | 05:56 PM
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Miracle Drug - U2

I want to trip inside your head
Spend the day there
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Old Mar 25, 2005 | 06:05 PM
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'We all went to the same school and just as we were leaving, a fellow called Christopher Nolan arrived. He had been deprived of oxygen for two hours when he was born, so he was paraplegic but his mother believed he could understand what was going on and used to teach him at home. Eventually, they discovered a drug that allowed him to move one muscle in his neck, so they attached this unicorn device to his forehead and he learned to type. And out of him came all these poems that he'd been storing up in his head. Then he put out a collection called 'Dam-Burst of Dreams,' which won a load of awards and he went off to university and became a genius all because of a mother's love and a medical breakthrough.' - Bono

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Old Mar 25, 2005 | 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted by mikes2k,Mar 25 2005, 04:48 PM
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Old Mar 26, 2005 | 07:11 AM
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MORE BACON!!!!
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Old Mar 26, 2005 | 11:18 PM
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if I only come close to dying tomorrow, tell everyone to go ahead and pull my feeding tube, I had bacon for breakfast today.
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Old Mar 27, 2005 | 10:36 AM
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About to grill some burgers...with bacon of course
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Old Mar 27, 2005 | 11:51 AM
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Old Mar 27, 2005 | 12:05 PM
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Originally Posted by wicky,Mar 27 2005, 12:51 PM
"I'm starving! Can I have a bite PLEASE?" - Terri
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Old Mar 27, 2005 | 12:14 PM
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"I'm a dead child in a school shooting in Los Angeles, can't the congress do anything about that please?"
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Old Mar 27, 2005 | 12:17 PM
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"I"m homeless on the street and starving can't someone sitting at home posting on the internet bring me some food please?"
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