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Old Jun 19, 2002 | 09:19 AM
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An Al Qaeda terrorist was applying for a visa for an overseas trip. He was visibly puzzled by the questionnayre and an official noticed him trying to write "twice a week" in the box marked "SEX." "No, no, that's not what it means" the official explained." We're asking "male or female." The terrorist replied "It doesn't matter."
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Old Jun 19, 2002 | 09:22 AM
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Is that a true story
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Old Jun 19, 2002 | 09:23 AM
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Is that a true story
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Old Jun 19, 2002 | 09:24 AM
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Not picky are they?
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Old Jun 19, 2002 | 09:31 AM
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True story.
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Old Jun 19, 2002 | 09:33 AM
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At least the sheep are safe
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Old Jun 19, 2002 | 09:53 AM
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Not from the Welsh.
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Old Jun 19, 2002 | 09:55 AM
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I think the sheep secretly like it.
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Old Jun 19, 2002 | 10:51 AM
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male or female sheep?
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Old Jun 19, 2002 | 04:37 PM
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Doesn't matter
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