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One day, Little Johnny was sitting in class, bored as
usual. It's Monday and Little Johnny was really bored.
But this day, the teacher told them that she would be
asking a question on Friday, possibly based on the weeks
lesson, and anyone who got it right could have Monday off.
The children, especially Little Johnny, were not paying
enough attention in class.
This new test excited Little Johnny and for the first time,
he really, really paid attention in school because he could
really use a long weekend. Finally, Friday comes and Little
Johnny really paid attention all week. At last, the teacher
says to the children, "Alright class, here is today's
question. Remember, if you get it right, you can have Monday
off." Everyone's excited.
"Now," she says, "how many grains of sand are there in the
Sahara Desert?" There is puzzled silence, and then a few
children raise their hands reluctantly.
"Um, a million?"
"Nope."
"Um, a zillion?"
"Nope."
Of course, no one gets it right, so no one gets Monday off.
Now, Little Johnny can't remember this information being
taught, so he tries extra hard to pay attention the next
week. Finally, it's Friday again.
"Ok, class," said the teacher, "here's today's question. How
many teaspoons of water are there in the Pacific Ocean?"
"Um, a million?"
"Nope."
"Um, a zillion?"
"Nope."
No one gets it. Little Johnny begins to suspect a devious
plot, so he hatches a plan. He's going to get Monday off if
it kills him.
Finally, Friday comes around once again. "Ok, class," said
the teacher," here's today's question." Just then, Little
Johnny rolled two black marbles down the aisle and they bump
into the teacher's feet. she replies "who is the comedian with two black balls?"
Little Johny says "Chris Rock! See you on Tuesday!"
usual. It's Monday and Little Johnny was really bored.
But this day, the teacher told them that she would be
asking a question on Friday, possibly based on the weeks
lesson, and anyone who got it right could have Monday off.
The children, especially Little Johnny, were not paying
enough attention in class.
This new test excited Little Johnny and for the first time,
he really, really paid attention in school because he could
really use a long weekend. Finally, Friday comes and Little
Johnny really paid attention all week. At last, the teacher
says to the children, "Alright class, here is today's
question. Remember, if you get it right, you can have Monday
off." Everyone's excited.
"Now," she says, "how many grains of sand are there in the
Sahara Desert?" There is puzzled silence, and then a few
children raise their hands reluctantly.
"Um, a million?"
"Nope."
"Um, a zillion?"
"Nope."
Of course, no one gets it right, so no one gets Monday off.
Now, Little Johnny can't remember this information being
taught, so he tries extra hard to pay attention the next
week. Finally, it's Friday again.
"Ok, class," said the teacher, "here's today's question. How
many teaspoons of water are there in the Pacific Ocean?"
"Um, a million?"
"Nope."
"Um, a zillion?"
"Nope."
No one gets it. Little Johnny begins to suspect a devious
plot, so he hatches a plan. He's going to get Monday off if
it kills him.
Finally, Friday comes around once again. "Ok, class," said
the teacher," here's today's question." Just then, Little
Johnny rolled two black marbles down the aisle and they bump
into the teacher's feet. she replies "who is the comedian with two black balls?"
Little Johny says "Chris Rock! See you on Tuesday!"
