Things that are difficult to say when drunk
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Things that are difficult to say when drunk
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Nuclear
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now. I have to work in the morning.
1. Nuclear
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now. I have to work in the morning.
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From: SJC
Originally Posted by The Raptor,May 16 2008, 09:35 AM
I'll bet it comes out sounding funny. 
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,May 16 2008, 10:36 AM
As an ordained minister of The Universal Life Church of Modesto, CA, believe you me, it does not come out sounding funny. . . well. . . at least before Communion. . .
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,May 16 2008, 01:40 PM
Jeez, Louise, Brian, I'M an ordained minister of The Universal Life Church of Modesto, CA, as was the minister who married Anne Marie and me and my best man. Back then, it cost $1 to become a minister and $3 to have your place registered as a church.
