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Old Oct 22, 2022 | 07:25 AM
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When people in China eat American food do they use forks, knives and spoons?
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Old Oct 23, 2022 | 09:01 AM
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It always seems that if one of the windshield wipers on a vehicle is going to streak it is always the drivers side.
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Old Oct 23, 2022 | 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted by robb
It always seems that if one of the windshield wipers on a vehicle is going to streak it is always the drivers side.
I agree, the larger one.
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Old Oct 24, 2022 | 06:33 AM
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Security screws on public bathroom stall walls. Do people actually steal those pee stained dividers????
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Old Oct 24, 2022 | 10:37 AM
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When you drop something on the floor, it always rolls under a table, chair, counter, desk, or bed, never in the other direction.
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Old Oct 24, 2022 | 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by The Raptor
When you drop something on the floor, it always rolls under a table, chair, counter, desk, or bed, never in the other direction.
And if around a car, it rolls to the exact center of the car
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Old Oct 27, 2022 | 09:11 AM
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Do workers that package Kleenex and toilet paper have sterilized hands or gloves?
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Old Oct 27, 2022 | 09:36 AM
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If a hot dog is ground up meat stuffed inside a stomach or intestine lining, once you eat a hot dog, are you not now a hot dog?
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Old Oct 27, 2022 | 09:51 AM
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Why do tourists go to the tops of tall buildings and then put money into telescopes so they can see things on the ground close up
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Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?
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