"That's why I say SH*T right now!!"

 

"the best one is sexual favours"

 

I want to know where you work

 

Right now, far far away.

 

right now just a hop skip and a jump from NYC (calls Virgin for reservations)

 

oops, this isn't the right now thread is it

 

I ride the shortbus sometimes.

 

"so Vic, was your girl happy to get the Oreos you brought her?"

"I gave her more than the Oreos... hubba hubba"

-conversation between me and my boss about his pregnant girlfriend.

 

"yes, I opened your email... I didn't ACTUALLY READ IT!"

 

True story...

We have a new postman at work. He is creepy. He is one of those men that look at you like they are looking through your clothes. And he always call me "pet" (it's an english thing).

I always put the mail in the window so I don't actually have to go near him.

Anyway, today. He is there as usual creepy self. Except...he said....

"I saw you yesterday. You were by the church in town. It was 5 minutes until 6"



Can you say stalker!!!