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Old Dec 1, 2008 | 01:02 PM
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Old Dec 1, 2008 | 01:44 PM
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A gauge would be more appropriate - then a condom.
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Old Dec 1, 2008 | 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted by raymo19,Dec 1 2008, 02:44 PM
A gauge would be more appropriate - then a condom.
My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends encouraged me. My girlfriend ? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me. That one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me, and I got many a pleasant view. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister calls and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome and did not really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and commit my life to her sister. I was in total shock and could not say a word. She said "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go upstairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her clothes and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight toward my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said"We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We could not ask for a better man for our daughter. "Welcome to the family!" Moral of the story: Always keep your condoms in your car.
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Old Dec 1, 2008 | 02:55 PM
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pics of the sister in law or ban
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Old Dec 1, 2008 | 03:35 PM
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Originally Posted by CrazyCracker82,Dec 1 2008, 03:55 PM
pics of the sister in law or ban
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Old Dec 1, 2008 | 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by CrazyCracker82,Dec 1 2008, 03:55 PM
naked pics of the sister in law or ban
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Old Dec 1, 2008 | 04:26 PM
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A love story?
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Old Dec 1, 2008 | 06:02 PM
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what about the kitty?
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Old Dec 1, 2008 | 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted by problem_child,Dec 1 2008, 07:41 PM
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Old Dec 2, 2008 | 08:54 AM
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