One surgeon said "I once reattached three severed fingers onto the hand of a concert pianist who two years later performed in a concert before the Queen of England." The second surgeon said "That's nothing. I once reattached the severed arms and legs of an athlete who three years later won the Olympic gold medal in the decathalon." The third surgeon said "That's nothing. I once treated a cowboy drunk and high on cocaine who ran his horse at full gallop into a Santa Fe Railroad freight train traveling 80 miles per hour. I had nothing to work with but a cowboy hat and a horse's ass -- and he's now President of the United States."

 

That isn't funny. You could go to Guantanamo Bay for talking about our president like that, Raptor, you fenderhead.

 

ROFL

 

Excellent!