Thursday Humor
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Thursday Humor
Humor for Thursday~
Four men went golfing one day.
Three of them headed to the first tee and the fourth
went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill.
The three men started talking, bragging about their sons.
The first man told the others, "my son is a architect
and he's so successful that he gave his friend a new
home for free."
The second man said, "My son was a car salesman and
now he owns the dealership. He's so successful that he
gave his friend a new Mercedes, fully loaded."
The third man, not wanting to be outdone, bragged, "My
son is a stockbroker and he's doing so well that he gave
his friend an entire stock portfolio."
The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes
of taking care of business.
One of the men mentioned, "We were just talking about
our sons. How is yours doing?"
The fourth man replied, "Well, my son is gay, and dances
in a gay bar. I'm not totally thrilled about that, but he
must be doing well. His last three boyfriends gave him
a house, a brand new Mercedes and a stock portfolio.
THE TRUTH IN 13 WORDS...
Inside every older person is a younger person
wondering what the hell happened.
Four men went golfing one day.
Three of them headed to the first tee and the fourth
went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill.
The three men started talking, bragging about their sons.
The first man told the others, "my son is a architect
and he's so successful that he gave his friend a new
home for free."
The second man said, "My son was a car salesman and
now he owns the dealership. He's so successful that he
gave his friend a new Mercedes, fully loaded."
The third man, not wanting to be outdone, bragged, "My
son is a stockbroker and he's doing so well that he gave
his friend an entire stock portfolio."
The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes
of taking care of business.
One of the men mentioned, "We were just talking about
our sons. How is yours doing?"
The fourth man replied, "Well, my son is gay, and dances
in a gay bar. I'm not totally thrilled about that, but he
must be doing well. His last three boyfriends gave him
a house, a brand new Mercedes and a stock portfolio.
THE TRUTH IN 13 WORDS...
Inside every older person is a younger person
wondering what the hell happened.
- good laugh for the a.m., Stoker. 
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> A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to
> find out about something exciting and relate it to the
> class the next day. The first little boy called upon,
> walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece
> of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard,
> then sat back down.
>
> Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was.
> "It's a period," said the little boy.
> "Well, I can see that." she said, "but what is so
> exciting about a period?"
> "beats the shit out of me," said the little boy, "but
> this morning my sister was missing one, Dad had a
> heart attack, Mom fainted, and the man next door
> shot himself."
> find out about something exciting and relate it to the
> class the next day. The first little boy called upon,
> walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece
> of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard,
> then sat back down.
>
> Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was.
> "It's a period," said the little boy.
> "Well, I can see that." she said, "but what is so
> exciting about a period?"
> "beats the shit out of me," said the little boy, "but
> this morning my sister was missing one, Dad had a
> heart attack, Mom fainted, and the man next door
> shot himself."
