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Old May 2, 2002 | 12:58 PM
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There were 2 old maid sisters, both virgins. It's Friday night and Gladys looks at Betty and says "I'm not going to die a virgin. I'm going out and I'm not coming home until I've been laid." 2:30 the front door flies open. In runs Gladys, straight to the bathroom. Betty knocks on the door and asks "Are you OK?" No answer, so she opens the door. There sits Gladys on the toilet with her panties around her ankles, legs spread, and her head stuck between her legs looking at herself. "What's wrong?" Betty asks. "Betty, it was 10 inches long when it went in and 5 when it came out. When I find the other 5 inches, you're gonna have the time of your life!!!!!"
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Old May 2, 2002 | 01:04 PM
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LMAO
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Old May 2, 2002 | 10:41 PM
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Old May 3, 2002 | 06:49 AM
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GOOD ONE, RAPTOR!!!
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Old May 3, 2002 | 07:57 AM
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Old May 3, 2002 | 01:02 PM
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ROTFLMAO!!!!

Good one George!!!
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Old May 8, 2002 | 04:36 PM
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HEHEHEHEHE. Painful though...
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Old May 24, 2002 | 11:42 AM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by LBRunner
[B]HEHEHEHEHE.
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Old May 26, 2002 | 05:32 PM
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Hahahahaha.....



Good one George
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