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Today at the gym I had this bleeding heart liberal start telling me war is wrong?

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Old Apr 9, 2003 | 08:42 AM
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Default Today at the gym I had this bleeding heart liberal start telling me war is wrong?

A bunch of us were just standing around for a minute at the juice bar watching the fall of Baghdad on TV. This weird looking yoyo starts telling me hoe war is wrong and never accomplished anything. I told him "You're talking to the wrong guy, Jack. I flew the F4C Phantom in the Air Force." He keeps talking. I tell him "Get out of my face and go tell it to someone else, we don't speak the same language." He keeps talking. I say " you, you Commie fag, if we hadn't entered World War II, you'd be speaking ing German or Japanese." My friends all laughed.
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Old Apr 9, 2003 | 08:59 AM
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heh-heh only fruits hang out at the juice bar...


j/k
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Old Apr 9, 2003 | 09:02 AM
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Raptor you are such a allways lookin for trouble your allmost as bad as Mom
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Old Apr 9, 2003 | 09:16 AM
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Not me, mom. I am a gentle soul. I just don't like Commie fag peacenicks.
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Old Apr 9, 2003 | 09:39 AM
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I'd just say "Sprechen ze deutsche?" and if he says no you can respond "you have war to thank for that... <random curse>"
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Old Apr 9, 2003 | 09:47 AM
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Old Apr 9, 2003 | 10:56 AM
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Do you have a program for making those smiley signs?
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Old Apr 9, 2003 | 11:03 AM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by The Raptor
[B]Not me, mom.
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Old Apr 9, 2003 | 11:15 AM
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Thanks, wicky. I'll remember that for next time.
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Old Apr 9, 2003 | 11:32 AM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Zoechops
[B]heh-heh
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