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Old Nov 30, 2005 | 09:13 AM
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Originally Posted by zdave87,Nov 30 2005, 01:06 PM
Look on the bright side.


At least YOU didn't wake up with poopy pants.
How do you know!
Old Nov 30, 2005 | 10:13 AM
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<- didn't want to wake up.
Old Nov 30, 2005 | 12:00 PM
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wakie wakie
Old Nov 30, 2005 | 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted by racer chick,Nov 30 2005, 05:00 PM
wakie bakie
Well, that explains the cravings for domino's pizza
Old Nov 30, 2005 | 12:25 PM
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today i learned that RC is a stoner
Old Nov 30, 2005 | 12:37 PM
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Originally Posted by beanolo,Nov 30 2005, 04:25 PM
today i learned that RC is a stoner
>..Today I ALSO learned a new source for weed.
Old Nov 30, 2005 | 12:38 PM
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"Okay sir, your are being booked on possession of a controlled substance, your bail is set at $5,000 and you have court tommorow at 9 am. Do you have any questions?"
Old Nov 30, 2005 | 12:40 PM
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Originally Posted by BBY2KS2K,Nov 30 2005, 05:38 PM
"Okay sir, your are being booked on possession of a controlled substance, your bail is set at $5,000 and you have court tommorow at 9 am. Do you have any questions?"
Sorry, Jabobby, it's been legalized in the
Old Nov 30, 2005 | 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by SR71BB,Nov 30 2005, 01:40 PM
Sorry, Jabobby, it's been legalized in the
"In that case, let's go ahead and send the paperwork to records and we will process you out to release. On behalf of Snohomish County, we apologize for this mistake. Please don't sue us."
Old Nov 30, 2005 | 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted by mikes2k,Nov 30 2005, 01:00 PM
Today I learned when a customer calls and asks how are you and refuses to speak until I really answer...they really DO NOT give a crap..so why ask?

...she was put off by my long winded answer on how business has been affected by No Child Left Behind, how I really was upset that my son got up in the middle of the night with poopy pants , how I was not thrilled that we have to drive 6+ hours (one way) to my brothers wedding this weekend and a myriad of other issues I had on my mind when she asked how I was doing.
poopy pants!



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