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Old Aug 17, 2009 | 02:51 PM
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Today I learned zippy is a wuss. . . I can hold up until about 105. . .
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Old Aug 17, 2009 | 02:51 PM
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. . . and lest you think me a pantywaist in the cold, I've survived a Norwegian snow storm.
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Old Aug 21, 2009 | 01:03 AM
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my neighbor likes to come home drunk and pass out in the front lawn
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Old Aug 21, 2009 | 05:12 AM
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Originally Posted by nv_blitz,Aug 21 2009, 01:03 AM
my neighbor likes to come home drunk and pass out in the front lawn
that some folks miss the perfect photo op...
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Old Aug 28, 2009 | 06:10 PM
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that two hot dogs for lunch is just two too much!


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Old Aug 29, 2009 | 08:21 AM
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zip nada zero
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Old Aug 29, 2009 | 12:26 PM
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...that HALF of the chocolate bar I bought yesterday has 300 calories. I thought dark chocolate was supposed to be good for you?!
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Old Aug 29, 2009 | 04:59 PM
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... how to play ladder golf
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Old Aug 29, 2009 | 05:05 PM
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that Jim Beam is not quite as good as Makers Mark..
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Old Aug 29, 2009 | 05:55 PM
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. . . that zippy hasn't had Rip Van Winkle or the Elijah Craig 18.
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