I'm finishing up some work, then meeting a lady for dinner.

 

I learned some uses for coffee filters thanks to 8d...

Stuffing jacket to keep warm under the bridge.
Hookers with halitosis.
Filling out slack front.
Filtering pruno.
Lighting bums on fire if they don't share pruno.
"finishing up some work"

 

Today I learned INTJ was off his game. . .

The coffee grounds are actually for the hooker's halitosis, not the coffee filters.

 

. . . I also learned that unclipping weak-foot first can be a recipe for disaster.

 

Today I learned that I am in for a big surprise when I get home.

 

I'm gone now, so you'll be OK.

 

WTH Off my game?! The last one was spot on combining two posts into a masturbation joke, FFS.

 

That getting old, and laying down new floor tile does not mix

 

3 people have successfully committed suicide, and 6 people successfully BASE jumped off the Space Needle. Don't worry, I don't plan on doing either.

 

...that on Friday we'll find out whether serial killer Robert Pickton will get a new trial. Sure as shit hope not.