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Old Oct 15, 2007 | 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted by GroovyNeilNeil,Oct 15 2007, 01:41 PM
If I do hit a ball that just so happens to be heading in your direction, it wasn't an accident. My bff and I went and played on labor day and it just so happened to be raining. I thrive under pressure, and was able to muster a 94 despite the wet conditions. My friend, however, lost his nike 8 iron to hole 13 which is a par 3 with water in front of it. Slipped right out of his hands and plunked in the middle of the lake. I lol'd, and he was mad.

He felt better when we got to the clubhouse. They had a keg for us labor dabor players.
butt f*****g friend?
Old Oct 15, 2007 | 11:55 AM
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like duh best friend forever, scrub.
Old Oct 15, 2007 | 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Oct 15 2007, 10:28 AM
i lick nekkid women.
Old Oct 15, 2007 | 11:57 AM
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with syrup is nice.
Old Oct 15, 2007 | 02:00 PM
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WTF! That aint no Monday song!

Old Oct 15, 2007 | 02:01 PM
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I Dont Like Mondays

The Boomtown Rats



the silicon chip inside her head
gets switched to overload
and nobody's gonna go to school today
she's going to make them stay at home

and daddy doesn't understand it
he always said she was good as gold
and he can see no reason
'cause there are no reasons
what reason do you need to be shown

tell me why
i don't like mondays
tell me why
i don't like mondays
i don't like
i don't like
i don't like mondays
tell me why
i don't like mondays
i want to shoot
the whole day down, down, down
shoot it all down
heeyeea

and the playing stopped in the playground now
she wants to play with her toys a while
and school's out early and soon we'll be learning
the lesson today is how to die

and then the bullhorn cackles
and the captain tackles
with the problems and the how's and why's
and he can see no reason
'cause there are no reasons
what reason do you need to die, die, ohhh

tell me why
i don't like mondays
tell me why
i don't like mondays
i don't like
i don't like
i don't like mondays
tell me why
i don't like mondays
tell me why
i don't like mondays
i don't like
i don't like
i don't like mondays
ooohmmm
i don't like mondays...no...

i wanna to shoot
the whole day down
whole day...
whole day....
the whole day down


Old Oct 15, 2007 | 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted by jacqueshammer,Oct 15 2007, 11:10 AM
butt f*****g friend?
Old Oct 15, 2007 | 03:50 PM
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Old Oct 15, 2007 | 03:50 PM
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dipsomania
Old Oct 15, 2007 | 06:03 PM
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Originally Posted by GroovyNeilNeil,Oct 15 2007, 12:54 PM
I like to play golf. I never got good. I never got a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. And that's way more satisfying. You're supposed to yell "fore" but I was too busy mumbling "There ain't no way that's gonna hit him."


i think i did that once too



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