Today is now Deleted!
i haven't bathed in 11 days. it started off as a contest (with myself) to see how long i could go without showering before anybody noticed. my reasoning was that it'd better promote cleanliness and personal hygiene. unfortunately, my friends began commenting on the 3rd day. from there, i continued on with the contest, not in an attempt to best that 3-day high score, but merely out of convenience.
it wouldn't be such a problem if i had not engaged in 2 long nights (and days) of wild sex over the weekend. i smelled of sex in such great quantities that it was right off the funk-o-meter!









manny

focking hi-larious