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Old Jul 24, 2004 | 08:37 AM
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i must have read the instructions wrong..
i thought it was shake rattle and roll..

Old Jul 24, 2004 | 08:40 AM
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Yeah, Mocky, be happy, I don't think I'm on any girls Top 10 list...and that includes my girlfriend.
Old Jul 24, 2004 | 08:42 AM
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No, those are other instructions
Old Jul 24, 2004 | 08:42 AM
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my gf...um... she's in the parking lot...
mikey drove her a little rough in Philly...
but she likes to be tossed around
Old Jul 24, 2004 | 08:42 AM
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Just dont tap it more than 3 times
Old Jul 24, 2004 | 08:43 AM
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Originally Posted by mikes2k,Jul 24 2004, 11:42 AM
No, those are other instructions
so

guy at the bar is sitting drinking alone.
ever once in a while, he drinks his beer, then spills beer on his hand..
drinks beer...spills beer on hand.
finally, the guy sitting next to him approaches him and asks,
"I've been watching you pour beer on your hand for the last hour. What's up?"
Man responds..

"I'm trying to get my date drunk"

Old Jul 24, 2004 | 08:51 AM
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i'm in the top 10..
Old Jul 24, 2004 | 09:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Mocky57,Jul 24 2004, 12:42 PM
my gf...um... she's in the parking lot...
mikey drove her a little rough in Philly...
but she likes to be tossed around
So I guess I'm not on her top 10 list I wasnt too rough with her...after all I had the Qtee with me and she doesnt like it so rough
Old Jul 24, 2004 | 09:14 AM
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I like this no fc bit
Old Jul 24, 2004 | 09:15 AM
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Originally Posted by mikes2k,Jul 24 2004, 01:03 PM
So I guess I'm not on her top 10 list I wasnt too rough with her...after all I had the Qtee with me and she doesnt like it so rough
oh no..you're in the top 10



da qtee doesn't like it rough?








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