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Old Jul 19, 2006 | 10:03 AM
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"The art of happiness is to serve all" - from this morning's tea
























































































































































yeah.... serve them all bacon!

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Old Jul 19, 2006 | 10:07 AM
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"Confucious say, 'Panties not best thing in the world, but next to it."
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Old Jul 19, 2006 | 10:09 AM
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Old Jul 19, 2006 | 10:09 AM
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I had that rofl specially imported from the rofl thread.....
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Old Jul 19, 2006 | 10:10 AM
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Unkie 8D says,
"You wanna know why I'm not a nudist? I don't want my sac touching dirt. Simple as that. . .well, that, and I don't want scorpions up my a$$."
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Old Jul 24, 2006 | 10:42 AM
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"Be kind, compassionate, helpful and true to your word and you will be an angel" - from this morning's tea.


I *really* gotta work on this one....
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Old Jul 24, 2006 | 02:12 PM
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Originally Posted by wicky,Jul 19 2006, 02:03 PM
"The art of happiness is to serve all" - from this morning's tea

So wicks gone submissive?
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Old Jul 24, 2006 | 02:36 PM
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Remember to re-tune after taking your instrument on an airplane. . . air pressure changes make many instruments VERY cranky.
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Old Jul 24, 2006 | 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted by mikes2k,Jul 24 2006, 03:12 PM
So wicks gone submissive?
to the right girl....
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Old Jul 24, 2006 | 03:03 PM
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"No Matter what the Stripper tells you, there's no sex in the Champagne room." - C.R.
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