BEWARE!!!!!

 

Bring it!

 

I'm going to wear an extra pair of depends tomorrow just in case.

 

I'm starting the morning with a guacamole enema and a triple Bombay Sapphire Gin Martini, up, with an ice back and three cocktail onions.

 

:black:

 

shit, I just threw a black cat into a mirror that broke while I spilled some salt. All while walking under a ladder and ing a leprechan...


Is that bad?

 

Nah.

 

whew!

 

I wasn't too concerned until I ed that leprechan!

 

Zoe walks into the bathroom and sees a little guy peeing. He says, "I'm sorry, sir, but I can't help but noticing. You have a very large penis! How did it get that way?"

"Well, I'm a leprechaun," he said. "I wished it upon myself."

"Really?" Zoe asked. "Can you wish it upon me?"

The leprechaun looked at Zoe, looked down at his crotch, then said, "Well, only if you let me ass-**** you for 5 minutes."

Zoe was a bit hesitant, but finally agreed. Five minutes later, as he pulls up his pants, he says, "I can't believe I just let you do that."

"I can't believe you thought I was a leprechaun."