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Old Apr 4, 2005 | 08:21 AM
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RacerChick is upset when she sees Ray's giddy reaction to her friend's recently acquired "new and improved" breasts. Anxious to find out whether or not Ray is content with her body as it is or if he would prefer it if she, too, made some minor enhancements to the upper region, RacerChick decides to conduct a little experiment to determine just how truly satisfied Ray is with her current physique.

A few teaser scenes:

Marie (Ray's mother): Well I think it's sad when people start having surgery to make themselves bigger.

Frank (Ray's father): Marie did it the natural way... pound cake.
(Marie glares at Frank)

RacerChick: I agree with Marie, I think a boob job is a totally stupid procedure.

Robert (Ray's funnier brother): But fantastic when done properly.

******

Ray: I do love your body the way it is.

RacerChick: Oh bologna! All I had to do was stuff a couple of socks in there and you're hyperventilating!


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Old Apr 4, 2005 | 08:23 AM
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Originally Posted by zdave87,Apr 4 2005, 11:21 AM
Robert (Ray's funnier brother): But fantastic when done properly.
Funnier implies that Ray is funny.
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Old Apr 4, 2005 | 08:34 AM
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An anonymous source from from Racer Chick's publicity crew released a statement squashing all rumours about the above incident and how it NEVER happened: "last friday night after Racer Chick and Ray had an intimate session, he repeatedly told her how beautiful he thought her body was and satisfied he is with her 'upper region'"...

Furthermore, RC herself stated that she "would trust Ray in a room full of super models.." this trust is the basis of their great relationship... RC ended by telling zdave and his trashy magazine publication to "shove it..."



























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Old Apr 4, 2005 | 09:01 AM
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Originally Posted by racer chick,Apr 4 2005, 11:34 AM


An anonymous source from from Racer Chick's publicity crew released a statement squashing all rumours about the above incident and how it NEVER happened: "last friday night after Racer Chick and Ray had an intimate session, he repeatedly told her how beautiful he thought her body was and satisfied he is with her 'upper region'"...




























Access was "denied" for the lower regions.



















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Old Apr 4, 2005 | 10:26 AM
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RUMBLED!!
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Old Apr 4, 2005 | 11:08 AM
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Old Apr 4, 2005 | 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted by zdave87,Apr 4 2005, 09:01 AM
Access was "denied" for the lower regions.



















well, the denial is mutual for both parties

again RC repeats by telling zdave and his trashy magazine to "SHOVE IT!!!"



















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Old Apr 4, 2005 | 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted by zdave87,Apr 4 2005, 08:21 AM
RacerChick is upset when she sees Ray's giddy reaction to her friend's recently acquired "new and improved" breasts. Anxious to find out whether or not Ray is content with her body as it is or if he would prefer it if she, too, made some minor enhancements to the upper region, RacerChick decides to conduct a little experiment to determine just how truly satisfied Ray is with her current physique.

A few teaser scenes:

Marie (Ray's mother): Well I think it's sad when people start having surgery to make themselves bigger.

Frank (Ray's father): Marie did it the natural way... pound cake.
(Marie glares at Frank)

RacerChick: I agree with Marie, I think a boob job is a totally stupid procedure.

Robert (Ray's funnier brother): But fantastic when done properly.

******

Ray: I do love your body the way it is.

RacerChick: Oh bologna! All I had to do was stuff a couple of socks in there and you're hyperventilating!


and please take this pic down or put Jason's head back on, because it's pissing me the hell off...
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Old Apr 4, 2005 | 11:15 AM
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Originally Posted by racer chick,Apr 4 2005, 02:11 PM
well, the denial is mutual for both parties




















Ray is an eunuch?


















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Old Apr 4, 2005 | 11:16 AM
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