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Don't go there, Wicky !!!!!

 

 

all you people

 

You wouldn't come here if you didn't us Jen ...

 

Stole is such an ugly word. I prefer the phrase forgot to give back...

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by wicky
[B]oh so that's what she "lost"..... I was correct in asking brant to let me smell it then

 

Tag! Wie gehts mein Lieblingsen?

 

I could have sworn I saw a Brant post something for sale in the For Sale/Wanted Section

[QUOTE]Originally posted by brantshali
[B]

Stole is such an ugly word.

 

Okay funny story about my new commute to work.

*So I take the metro to Bethesda every morning nowadays...it's not as bad as it sounds. I bring a book with me, and the time goes by fairly quickly. Today was my first unusual "metro encounter". I am standing on a packed train...a girl gets on about three stops after I do. I see her looking at me.....I go back to my book.....when I look up again...she frowns and starts yelling at me! I have never met this person before in my life! This is how it went*

Girl: Son of Bitch!
Jim:????
Girl: I knew it was you you bastard!
Jim: Um....excuse me?
Girl: Don't act like you don't know me! Grow a backbone David!.....How could you do that to Sarah!?! TO MY BEST FRIEND!
Jim: Um.....I don't know who you are or what you're talking about....I've never met you before.

(Keep in mind this train is full of people...just about standing room only)

Girl: BULLSHIT! I WAS THERE!!!! I KNOW WHAT YOU DID! You make ALL guys look bad!

*I shut my book*

Jim: Look, let me do you a favor...(I start rummaging in my coat for my wallet...the girl is now talking to everyone else on the train)
Girl: I JUST WANT EVERYONE HERE TO KNOW THAT THIS GUY IS DAVID AND HE'S A LOVE'EM AND LEAVE'M ASSHOLE

*I find my wallet, and pull out my Connecticut driver's license...I stick it in front of her face*

Jim: MY name is James Raymond......and I don't know who the f*ck you are...nor do I care. I don't know who Sarah is...nor do I care!....I don't know who David is (I'm tapping my license on her forhead...she is obviously shocked and embarassed)...nor...do...I....care...Do this train car, your friends, and for God's sake your parents... a favor,....lay off the coffee...and shut your MOUTH.

Girl: (muttering) Oh my god....oh my god...I'm sorry...
Jim: eh-eh-eeeehh...you're not shutting the yapper....

*The train stops at GWU and the girl rushes to the door...I stick my head out...still holding my license up*

Jim: Please re-insert your head into your ass...thank you...and have a super day.

*The door shuts...and for a second the train was silent....then everyone around me starts laughing...I got applause...one guy even gave me a pat on the back and a "Well done". I take a bow and a curtsy...which provokes more chuckles*

Jim: Thank you...thank you...the next show is at 6:30 on my way home....

 

Fockin awesome, Jimmy!