originally written for other products, which capture the essence of Viagra. Slight variations are acceptable:

10. Viagra, Whaazzzz Up!

9. Viagra, the quicker pecker upper.

8. Viagra, like a rock!

7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.

6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.

5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.

4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

3. Viagra, Tastes great! More filling!

2. Viagra, We bring good things to life.

And number one -- ta, da:

1. This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs. Any questions?

 

LMAO!!!! Great list.

 

Raptor.....theres hope for you yet!

 

ROFLAO

 

 

Masturbation is murder? More like calling for volunteers for the Suicide Squad.

 

For a good Catholic every sperm is sacred, George !

 

James-

I'm not only Catholic by upbringing and education, I'm 3/4 Irish.

 

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good,
If a sperm is wasted, god gets quite irate!!!

 

heh heh..this was posted some time last year, I think. I loved it, so I copied it. Quite appropriate.