I just got up And we're snowed in

How about you Mockeroni

 

i was doing donuts in my work parking lot (until the security guard came out and gave me the wave)

not much going on here.... my friend tried to introduce me to his friend last night.. good friend..

she

A) has a boyfriend
B) goes for older men
C) dates powerlifters and muscleheads

I am none of the above...

 

So she's a pervert Basically she's dating Hugh Heffner with a lot of muscles

Donuts are great. But this village is so tiny, no parking lot would be big enough to donut

 

i'm all good with the pervert part


donuts were fun.....of course people who are on my team must have thought i was nuts going around and around..

after lunch, i might have to do some more

 

Yeah but pay the security guy first

 

probably a good idea.. hehehehehe...

but damn... they're plowing the parking lot..

 

He searched the world, followed every trail,
Seeking a hot woman (definitely not a she-male),
Some chicks, Toe found, he could not nail,
Those American ones were way too pale,
The JDM HOTTs were cute, but frail,
But they could sponge bathe you with a pail,
And then there was superbabe, Toe would tell the tale,
That one could only find the holy grail,
Hidden amidst the Euro-tail.

 

OMFG chazmo..

that's hilarious...

 

NiiiCe!!!!! ahahah

 

I don't know what came over me.