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Old Sep 16, 2003 | 12:36 PM
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Dude, whenever I see the cops on my tail, you know what I do?

"hit the breaks and he'll fly right by"
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Old Sep 16, 2003 | 12:37 PM
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Anybody see an aircraft carrier around here?
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Old Sep 16, 2003 | 12:37 PM
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Originally posted by RiceBurnerTX
Son, your ego's writing checks your butt can't cash.....
... And you, asshole, you're lucky to be here!
Thank you, sir.
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Old Sep 16, 2003 | 12:38 PM
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shit, missed a few lines in there... same scene though.
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Old Sep 16, 2003 | 12:38 PM
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"Eeeiii, haw, Chester's dead."

"Oh, shit, it's Viper."

"I'll bet he's saying 'oh, shit, it's Maverick and Goose.'"

"We all loved Goose, too."

"I'm gonna buzz the tower." "Not a good idea, Mav." "No, I've gotta buzz the tower." "Damn him."
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Old Sep 16, 2003 | 12:38 PM
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Who's butt did you kiss to get in here?
Well, the list is long but distinguished.
Heh, yeah, like my johnson.


lol, dumbass slider
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Old Sep 16, 2003 | 12:39 PM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by The Raptor
[B]"Eeeiii, haw, Chester's dead."

"Oh, shit, it's Viper."

"I'll bet he's saying 'oh, shit, it's Maverick and Goose.'"

"We all loved Goose, too."

"I'm gonna buzz the tower."
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The defense department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid...
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Old Sep 16, 2003 | 12:41 PM
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Where'd he go?

Holly wood goes, Where'd whooooooooooo gooooooooo?

And then he's laughing at us over the radio.
No, that was me laughing at you jackass. We won!
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Old Sep 16, 2003 | 12:43 PM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by RiceBurnerTX
[B]Where'd he go?

Holly wood goes, Where'd whooooooooooo gooooooooo?

And then he's laughing at us over the radio.
No, that was me laughing at you jackass.
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