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Old Apr 12, 2006 | 11:09 AM
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Thumbs down Tow Truck Needed

A guy was coming home from work in the city, driving country roads to get home.

He looks in his rear view mirror and sees an ambulance. He pulls over and as the ambulance passes, and sees the the back door is open a little. The ambulance goes over a bump and out falls an ice chest.

The guy rushes over to the ice chest and opens it up. Inside is a human toe in the ice. He sees he can't catch the ambulance so he gets in his car and rushes to the nearest gas station to call 911. They tell him they will send a car right away but that all of their police cars are in use and to just wait 20 minutes.

So he waits 20 minutes until the toe truck shows up.
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Old Apr 12, 2006 | 11:12 AM
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Ha!
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Old Apr 12, 2006 | 12:36 PM
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Old Apr 12, 2006 | 07:11 PM
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bump for james.
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Old Apr 12, 2006 | 07:15 PM
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Old Apr 12, 2006 | 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted by jasonw,Apr 13 2006, 11:11 AM
bump for james.
You shouldn't have bothered
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Old Mar 29, 2007 | 11:32 AM
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Originally Posted by tokyo_james,Apr 12 2006, 08:40 PM
You shouldn't have bothered
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Old Mar 29, 2007 | 12:26 PM
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"You want a toe? I can get you a toe. . . by 3pm. . . with nail polish!"
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Old Mar 29, 2007 | 12:26 PM
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Far out man
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Old Mar 29, 2007 | 06:00 PM
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way out maaaaaan

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