heh heh...

Good question Jimmy. Brian and I were talking last night about renting a PT Cruiser and getting you over for some tail pipe sucking action before I leave.

 

Okay, just for that....


Originally posted by Ledfoot a long-ass time ago


*Luke and Brian stare down, longingly at an empty baggie*

Luke: what about the bag in the kitchen?
Brian: Smoked it.
Luke: Garage?
Brian Smoked it.
Luke: Under the bed?
Brian: Smoked it yesterday
Luke: (opens his mouth to suggest another room)
Brian: Smoked it yesterday.
Luke: We did?
Brian: Tellin ya man...we smoked it.
Luke: Yeah but we got the emergen---
Brian: Smoked it, dude.
Luke: Crap!......(looks pensively at baggie again) Got any cigarettes?
Brian: No.
Luke: Got a can of whip cream?
Brian: Damn..you really are desperate.


*Both start staring at the baggie glumly*

Luke: Well....now what do we do?


*Cut to Luke and Brian kneeling in front of the P.T. Cruiser's tailpipe*

Brian: Is it my turn yet?
Luke (shakes his head "no")
Brian: Dammit!....Why can't this piece of shit have duals?

 

HAHAHA!!! Luke, you need to come to Indiana and I will throw a huge theme party in your honor.

 

the damn PT Cruiser...Luke couldve walked faster

 

"neeeh.......I dunno 'bout you ladies....but I uh'suuuuure do reckin' I got me a hankerin' for a roll in the hay....HEY! Watch thuh hair! It took me damn-near two hour to do this do!..."

 

 

Just how many mullets do you actually see in Bowie anyway Sweetest of J's???

 

None

 

Yeah right. If I managed to catch some mullet action on the way into Bethesda this morning (which I did), you should be rolling in hair extensions by now!

 

......ROLLING in them.....