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Old Mar 14, 2004 | 01:55 PM
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IF Mom is coming down for my Angeles crest run and BBQ this Summer.

IF I have one.
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Old Mar 14, 2004 | 02:00 PM
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IF Mom sells VMOM....then I say we kill her..
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Old Mar 14, 2004 | 02:02 PM
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I agree. We can poison her at Taco Tuesday.
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Old Mar 14, 2004 | 02:03 PM
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take her to Neptune's Net and let her eat some shrimp made just for her...
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Old Mar 14, 2004 | 02:07 PM
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with Anthrax.
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Old Mar 14, 2004 | 02:08 PM
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or drown her in the ocean.....we can make it look like she got caught in the rip tide...
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Old Mar 14, 2004 | 02:57 PM
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*IF* you have a bbq ?

what happened?
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Old Mar 14, 2004 | 02:58 PM
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my pinky is crooked
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Old Mar 14, 2004 | 02:59 PM
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bend it
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Old Mar 14, 2004 | 03:01 PM
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Mom's threatening not to come, so I'm threatening not to have it.
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