One night, a man and a woman are at a bar downing a few beers. They strike up a conversation and quickly discover that they're both doctors. After about an hour, the man says to the woman, "Hey, how about we sleep together tonight? No strings attached. It'll just be one night of fun."

The woman agrees, so they go back to her place. She goes into the bathroom and starts scrubbing up like she's about to go into the operating room. She scrubs for a good 10-20 minutes. Finally,she goes into the bedroom and they have sex for an hour or so.

Afterwards, the man says to the woman, "You're a surgeon, aren't you?"

''Yeah, how did you know?"

"I could tell by the way you scrubbed up before we started."

"Oh, that makes sense," says the woman. "You're an anaesthesiologist, aren't you?"

"Yeah," says the man, a bit taken aback. "How did you know?"

The woman answers, "I didn't feel a f**king thing.

 

Haha!

 

 

Owned.

 

Reminds me of another Joke.....

So this lawyer walks into a bar and orders a drink, he looks down the bar and see's a nicely dressed business women that seems like she had a few. He gets his drink and heads down and sits next to her.

Man says "Hello, how are you today?" she replies " I'll fsuk anyone, anytime, anywhere!!"
The man says, "Hey! I'm a lawyer too, who do you work for!?"

Har har, not as good as the above, but along the same lines.

 

Good ones!

 

Hahahahahahah got 0wn3d big time.